Sometimes, you just need to send a letter.
Dearest Airborne Antigens,
It is almost July and you have long over stayed your visit. Surely there are greener pastures that are in dire need of your pollen.
Please find them and soon!
Signed,
My itchy, watery eyes and runny nose
My Dear Backyard Wildlife,
If I consider the Portulaca an offering, could you please stop eating the Rapini and Romanescu?
Because, if you continue to eat them, along with the strawberries and raspberries it will not end well.
I will consider your continued munching a declaration of war.
You have been warned.
Sincerely,
The Irate Gardener
Hello Starbucks,
Enough with the daily emails about the latest star incentives. This will not encourage me to visit you more frequently.
In fact, it is having the opposite effect. Please stop punishing me because you changed your reward program.
Regards,
No Stars For Me
Attention Local Weather Persons,
How hard can it possibly be to give an accurate weather forecast? Perhaps you should try looking out the window, perhaps that approach will prove more successful because the current methods are not. At. All.
Regards,
Weather Confused
Dear, Sweet Friday,
You are here and gone far too quickly, and it would be so lovely if you surprised me and started arriving earlier than scheduled.
I miss you so much and wish that you could find a way to visit more often and stay longer.
XOXO,
Your Girl, Friday.
If only these letters would work…
Happy Thursday, Gentle Reader.
Oh, I would write exactly the same letter to our Sweet Friday 🙂
Ooh, nice pen, great letters! Sometimes I compose letters in my mind while I’m in the shower to help me deal with less than ideal situations. I love that you actually typed them and I really hope that Friday responds to your love letter!
My letter today would be to the tile guy. PLEASE SHOW UP AND FINISH THE JOB!
How much do I love your last letter! If only it would happen TODAY!
Great letters and I second that one to Friday!
LOL! Great letters!
The new Starbucks rewards are stupid.
I’d write to our local weather people the same way. Yesterday, for instance, was incredibly hot and humid here. One of them said, “A perfect summer day outside – not too warm, and with a nice cool breeze.” Meanwhile, people were walking down the street dripping. I wanted to call them and say they should step outside and not use the weather in their a/c offices and studios as the examples … geez!
they are never ever accurate with weather anymore. On my app it has frequently a cloud, a sun, a rain drop and the lightning bolt….not much left is there.?
What a fun take on “letter writing.” Love ’em all!