Just a little in the wee hours fun from my friend Perptacular and her constant encouragement of mischief and mayhem. You all know I need little encouragement and Perp just fans the flame and combustion happens. So I saw this fun little quiz on her blog and voila! I present to you all the goddess I am, did you all have any doubt???
YOU ARE APHRODITE
Animal: Dove
Color: red
Aphrodite is the beautiful goddess of love and passion. She is one of the most influential of the Greek gods, constantly being prayed to or asked for help. She is also a troublemaker, getting involved in all sorts of love triangles. Aphrodite is the Goddess that all young girls pray to, to bring them the man of their dreams.
Aphrodite is admired and sought after for the freshness that she represents. She often dives into situations that seem appealing without thinking the results through, but can usually charm herself out of any sticky situations.
Aphrodite formed from the sea foam, emerging as an adult from the ocean.
I am thrilled beyond belief to have a Guest Blogger today!! It is one of my very favorite people on my favorite social network! I present to you the Incomparable, Witty, and Inspiring Yoonamaniac!
Here is her “Naughty Meme” for all of you to drool over…
1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
No.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any time but morning. I’m extremely cranky and grumpy in the morning.
3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, I would have to pay people to watch me take my clothes off.
5. Shower or bath while having sex?
No, being not so graceful, I’d probably hurt myself.
6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive
7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Almost all of them.
8. Love or Money?
Right now, money. I need money real bad.
9. Credit cards or cash?
I try hard to pay cash most of the time, but I have an enormous credit card debt right now.
10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Yes.
11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
5 star hotel hands down. I’ve never gone camping, thank God.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I haven’t been to any weird place.
13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Yes. I once considered shaving my head along with a few friends for a friend who was going through chemo and started losing hair. She asked us not to.
14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. I used to love buying my boyfriend lap dances.
15. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.
16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Never. I’m kinda boring.
17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Yes… or rather drag me.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
No. That would be so uncomfortable.
19. Had sex in a bathroom?
No, I don’t like having sex on hard surfaces.
20. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes, like 15 years ago. shhh….
21. Ever been to an adult store?
Yes.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes. I have no shame.
23. Have you been caught having sex ?
No.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I don’t think so… I hope not.
25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
I don’t think I’ve ever called anybody’s name during sex.
My funny, charming, and yes – knitting friend PerpStu has gone and tagged me for a bit of Friday fun! So, here goes, Gentle Readers… you will want to stay until the end to see if I get you!
#1. A shout out to PerpStu, her blog is well worth the time to read it. Trust me on this. If you do not have her on your blog reader, add her now. Go ahead, I will wait!
Okay, got that done?
Then here comes part two of this little fun-for-all:
#2. Below are 5 Fun and Interesting Facts about me! Yes, more of what all you inquiring minds want to know!
1. I love trivia and if you are having a trivia game, you want me on your team. My mind is filled with useless knowledge. Yes, if it was not important I remember it!
2. I am perpetually upbeat and cheerful. There are days when my family views this as a serious character flaw, but I have been this way all my life. I work with people who either love me for this or don’t love me so much for this.
3. I love change. Yes, I know this is really an odd trait to have and I have been known to change things up just because.
4. I have a tattoo and I want another one. I have been contemplating this for some time now and don’t be surprised if in an upcoming blog post there is the announcement that I have new ink!
5. If I could pick anywhere in the world to live, I would – without hesitation, move to Scotland. I have been there more than once and it is my favorite place in all the world.
Step #3, Tag six other unwilling victims Bloggers! So without further adieu here they are:
All through this election season, the words of Martin Luther King Jr. have been echoing in my head. I asked myself repeatedly, had we finally gotten to the point that we could judge a man by the content of his character rather than the color of his skin? I wondered if my fellow American’s were seeing what I saw as the days of campaigning trudged on before us, a person who was literate, well-spoken, and insightful.
Imagine my surprise at an email I received this morning in which Michael Moore eloquently wrote that while racism is not gone from America, it is no longer the majority, and in my lifetime, I will see their flame of hatred extinguished.
Those are powerful words to be sure, Gentle Reader, very powerful words.
I would like to shake the media, however, as they seem so focused on race this morning on every media outlet, NPR included. If the media would have their way, we all will stay focused on the visual differences that create barriers rather than seeing with our hearts and minds.
I in no way mean to diminish the power of Mr. Obama’s incredible victory, in fact, just the opposite. I believe that by removing racial differences it makes his win even more incredible!
I watched with indescribable joy his acceptance speech in Grant Park last night and was in awe at the sea of diversity in the people that were there to share in his win!
I will leave you with MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech… yes, almost 18 minutes of it.
I am off to roll up my sleeves and get to work with Mr. Obama in ‘making every valley exalted, making mountains and hills low: the crooked straight and the rough places plain’.
